Back in action!

Good evening fellow people of earth. Or if you're not actually from earth and currently living on some extraterrestrial planet...like mars or something, then HI. Chances are though you're probably not, because how in the heck would you manage to even be reading this message. Honestly, can you even get a signal? Plus, I usually end up with maybe 1 view per day. MAX. The chances of some ALIE- never mind. I'm not going to argue to myself about this.

 So yeah, SURPRISE SURPRISE the company is back in action. Well, momentarily. We still don't have enough funds to continue for a while, but we managed to finally get a donation! Congratulations! To us! We were donated a total of five hundred pennies from a homeless person! Yeah...we've gone that low. Literally our company's profits were so bad we're relying on hobos. Well anyways. A penny is a penny, and with this money I'll be able to post the conflict questions for our summative.

Me and the guys here at the company hereby present you the; 10 GREATEST CONFLICT QUESTIONS EVER CREATED IN THIS HISTORY OF MANKIND. At least that's what we think. Plus, I mean look at that font! It's all...capitalized! Italics! Underlined! I mean with questions like that they've GOT to be amazing right?! RIGHT?! Anyways that's what I think. So here they are!

1. Why do Chris' mother and father dislike eachother?
2. Describe Chris' actions when he is around strangers.
3. Why does Chris detest the colour yellow and brown?
4. Does Chris like his own parents?
5. What do Mr.Boone and Mr.Shears have in common? What are their differences?
6. Describe Chris' personality.
7. What does Chris like? What does he dislike?
8. Does Chris like anyone in his neighbourhood?
9. Why does Chris count cars?
10. What are the pros and cons of Chris living with his father?

BAM!


There you have it folks. I swear those questions were so good they should be in the 7 wonders of the world. Or is there 8? 9? 10? 52? I dunno. Well maybe they shouldn't...but it could be possible with DONATIONS. OH YEAH. You don't even need to worry about that donation box, it should be arriving soon. Mind you we fired our editor a while back...so donations still aren't possible. As of yet. Oh, and why we fired the editor? Classified. That information is only available to our PREMIUM LIMITED EDITION VIP EXCLUSIVE PLATINUM MEMBERS. If you have further questions about our exclusive club, please contact us at 911.


Well thanks for your time. I'm tired. Goodnight. Donate. Thanks. Cool. Finished.