Back in action!

Good evening fellow people of earth. Or if you're not actually from earth and currently living on some extraterrestrial planet...like mars or something, then HI. Chances are though you're probably not, because how in the heck would you manage to even be reading this message. Honestly, can you even get a signal? Plus, I usually end up with maybe 1 view per day. MAX. The chances of some ALIE- never mind. I'm not going to argue to myself about this.

 So yeah, SURPRISE SURPRISE the company is back in action. Well, momentarily. We still don't have enough funds to continue for a while, but we managed to finally get a donation! Congratulations! To us! We were donated a total of five hundred pennies from a homeless person! Yeah...we've gone that low. Literally our company's profits were so bad we're relying on hobos. Well anyways. A penny is a penny, and with this money I'll be able to post the conflict questions for our summative.

Me and the guys here at the company hereby present you the; 10 GREATEST CONFLICT QUESTIONS EVER CREATED IN THIS HISTORY OF MANKIND. At least that's what we think. Plus, I mean look at that font! It's all...capitalized! Italics! Underlined! I mean with questions like that they've GOT to be amazing right?! RIGHT?! Anyways that's what I think. So here they are!

1. Why do Chris' mother and father dislike eachother?
2. Describe Chris' actions when he is around strangers.
3. Why does Chris detest the colour yellow and brown?
4. Does Chris like his own parents?
5. What do Mr.Boone and Mr.Shears have in common? What are their differences?
6. Describe Chris' personality.
7. What does Chris like? What does he dislike?
8. Does Chris like anyone in his neighbourhood?
9. Why does Chris count cars?
10. What are the pros and cons of Chris living with his father?

BAM!


There you have it folks. I swear those questions were so good they should be in the 7 wonders of the world. Or is there 8? 9? 10? 52? I dunno. Well maybe they shouldn't...but it could be possible with DONATIONS. OH YEAH. You don't even need to worry about that donation box, it should be arriving soon. Mind you we fired our editor a while back...so donations still aren't possible. As of yet. Oh, and why we fired the editor? Classified. That information is only available to our PREMIUM LIMITED EDITION VIP EXCLUSIVE PLATINUM MEMBERS. If you have further questions about our exclusive club, please contact us at 911.


Well thanks for your time. I'm tired. Goodnight. Donate. Thanks. Cool. Finished.

The End

Good evening to all of you. As you may know, I have recently been blogging about my book that I have been reading, The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night-Time. However, due to recent problems, the blogging has come to a halt. Unfortunately, we have had a severe lack of donations within the past weeks, which have lead to not enough funds to continue blogging. Me and the guys here at the company did the math, and after days and days of calculating our profits, we came to the final realization of 0.00$.

Well it was a good run, and hopefully I do good on the summative.

Cheers, and may the odds be forever in your favour.

...wait a second, wrong book.

Uhh...May the force be with you.

Wait no.

I...

Damnit.

FULL REVIEW - WOOHOO

Well gang, it was a good run. After turning page after page, reading word after word, paraghraph after paragraph, I have finally finished my book, the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. It took a good 226 pages to finish this novel, and I can well say it was worth it.

Meet Christopher John Francis Boone, a teenager who knows all the countries of the world and their capitals, who can memorize and count every prime number up to 7,057, and is a mathematical genius. However, he has a developmental disability and has trouble understanding human emotions, jokes, and common analogy's. Oh, and he also HATES the colours yellow and brown.

Chris' real adventure begins when he finds a dead dog on his neighbour's lawn, and begins to investigate who and why someone would do this. When Chris thinks he has solved the mystery, he later finds out that he has only touched the tip of the iceberg, and there is so much more to yet be revealed. Infact, the truth may end up affecting his entire family, as he realizes that he has been told lies for his entire life.

The story of Chris is one to be cherished, and will definitely not leave you unsatisfied. What I find most interesting about the book though, is that you get a chance to see the world through a different perspective. You learn to take things differently, and see things that others wouldn't even notice. Christopher John Francis Boone will leave you captivated and hanging on for more, as you can honestly not get enough of this book. To summarize, I have left a following list of Pros and Cons.

Pros:
- See the world through different eyes
- Constant problems and solutions
- Good dialogue
- Lots of rising action and climaxes
- Funny
- A quick read

Cons:
- Not my favourite ending
- May have to read pages more than twice to clearly understand

If you have been following my blog, I thank you. Also if you have donated, I sincerely thank you! However chances are you have not, because I have not even put up a donation box. Therefore donations are not possible as of now. Yet, in the future, expect to see the WellingtonSecretClubHouseFoundation Inc. become a multi-trillionaire company. Thank you for your time, and I hope you enjoy this book as much as I do.

- Connor Maloney (CEO of W.S.C.H.F Inc.)

A recent summary

S'goin on my brothas from anotha motha. This will be my first legitimate post related to the summative, and will actually talk about the book. The curious incident of the dog in the night-time has proved to be quite amazing, and has turned into an interesting mystery novel. The main character is named Christopher John Francis Boone, who knows every singal country of the world, and their capitals. He also knows every prime number up to 7,057. Because of this, the chapters in the books are all prime numbers. He also detests the colour yellow and brown, which later become annoyances as the book progresses. Chris also excels in Math, and will often practice math problems to calm his mind when he is in stressful situations. One day, when Chris finds a dead dog, he later realizes that it was Wellington, who is Ms.Shears dog. After finding a dead dog, Chris decides to start his own investigation, and solve the mystery of who killed Wellington. The curious incident of the dog in the night-time, has begun. So far I have reached page 206, and will keep you updated. Thanks for reading!

Donations are still welcome.

Day 2...or something like that.

WOOT. 75% of the book is done, and is getting really interesting. I think we should celebrate by you donating 5$ to the WellingtonSecretClubHouse foundation/blog. It would mean alot. I could go buy a pack of gum or something, and it would be really cool.

Yup.

5$.

A very descriptive description, describing what I am reading.

The book I am reading.

Just making sure you know what kind of book I am reading.

My group is also reading it as well.

It has a orange cover.

And an upside down dog.

And it was made by Mark Haddon.

I've never met the guy, he seems like a pretty chill guy though.

Maybe if you donate 50$ I could meet him.

Yeah.

You.

Reader.

Kthxbai.

Day 1

Just created a blog. I don't know if you really care or anything, but, yeah. Thanks for reading.

P.S. FEEL FREE TO DONATE MONEY

5-10$ IS FINE.

20$ IS PREFERRED.